Cutting Your Nose Off To Get Your Place On TV
What's next on reality TV?
The Netherlands, the country that has pioneered reality shows like Big Brother, is planning a new first – a dating programme for the visibly disfigured. | Results | |
|---|---|
| Celebrity Tiger Baiting | |
| Amputate for a house | |
| Amish Deathcamp Pageant | |
| Eat Turds for Dollars | |
| Other (please specify) | |
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The broadcaster SBS 6 is seeking candidates for its Love at Second Sight (initially set to be called Monster Love) show due to be launched on February 20.
So, can we finally say goodbye to good taste on television?
Is this just a plot to make Big Brother seem less scandalous?
Will it lead to brain dead wannabes mutilating themselves to get their 15 minutes?
What about the rest of us who aren't disfigured but just have a face like a monkey's bum?

Hello Ladies!
Here's an idea...
Combine Celebrity Fat Club with that ice dancing one. Rik Waller pirouetting around holding Vanessa Feltz aloft, I'd pay to watch.
Combine Celebrity Fat Club with that ice dancing one. Rik Waller pirouetting around holding Vanessa Feltz aloft, I'd pay to watch.
revrobuk (26-01-2007 23:47:28)
They remind me of Rich Hall.
lonely of Rotterdam (26-01-2007 23:24:43)
They look attractive to me, got any addreses
garethwi (26-01-2007 16:20:00)
Perhap 'Boil off your cellulite with Worzel Gummidge'.
revrobuk (26-01-2007 14:28:13)
Not until they devise a format for a reality makeover cookery quiz presented by Russell Brand.
garethwi (26-01-2007 13:27:06)
How long will it be before there is nothing but reality crap on the TV?
revrobuk (26-01-2007 09:15:28)
The formats suggested above have mostly been done! Fear Factor and I'm A Celebrity... both feature eating animals arses so poo can't be far off, I remember clips about an Amish Deathcamp last year, and Haven't Siegfried and Roy done the tiger thing? The only one left is the one about losing something to win a prize. I'm guessing self esteem doesn't count.
revrobuk (26-01-2007 09:10:51)
I see you've been going through the family archives again...

revrobuk (29-01-2007 19:51:22)