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Which body part would you buy and from whom? Tell us why below.
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Lohan's appendix  (55)
Rooney's feet  (1)
Parton's chest  (0)
Edmonds' beard  (1)
Clapton's hands  (0)
Hawkin's brain  (0)
Manilow's nose  (0)
Dodd's teeth  (1)
Chegwin's talent  (18)
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 Lohan's appendix
 Rooney's feet
 Parton's chest
 Edmonds' beard
 Clapton's hands
 Hawkin's brain
 Manilow's nose
 Dodd's teeth
 Chegwin's talent
 Other...
Lindsay Lohan was so worried her appendix would be sold on eBay she kept it in her freezer.

The Just My Luck star was convinced her removed organ might fall into the wrong hands so she asked hospital staff to preserve it so she could take it home for safekeeping - putting it in a jar and freezing it.

Now Lindsay's close friend Kimberly Stewart - the daughter of singer Rod Stewart - is trying to persuade her to sell her appendix anyway, for charity.

So what should the former teeny diva do?

Bury it in the garden?

Burn it?

Flog it? (apparently eBay don't sell body parts, she could try Venditor)

Lightly fry it with garlic and onions?


Well after I got a fiver for the appendix...


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Ambiguous (11-07-2008 13:03:59)

Lol Shakiel O'neil's hight would be a good one to have just step on annoying people.

garethwi (28-01-2007 19:46:07)

Are you trying to say that Cheggers has no talent?

Nell (28-01-2007 18:09:03)

Oops... I misread the poll. I thought it said what would you buy for who. Ahh well.

revrobuk (28-01-2007 12:46:02)

Ye gods! Do you mean there's an archive somewhere with it in? Quickly, break out the flaming torches!

garethwi (28-01-2007 12:23:48)

That's best left in the archives.

revrobuk (28-01-2007 11:22:04)

Not to mention the small part he had in Naked Jungle.

garethwi (28-01-2007 09:46:07)

I voted Chegwins talent. Normally I wouldn't have, but the man deserves all credit due for his sterling work in Extras.

revrobuk (28-01-2007 09:29:03)

This has publicity written all over it. It's well known that eBay won't sell body parts. Somebody tried to sell a cough sweet that Arnold Schwarzenegger had sucked claiming it was Arnie DNA. eBay pulled it under the no bits rule.
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