No Wonder All The Lonely Goatherds Stay High On A Hill...
A goat is behind bars in a German police cell after he was 'arrested' for disrupting traffic.

No Mr Bond... I expect you to die.
Billy the kid was caught by cops in Bremen after it blocked traffic by standing in the middle of a road crossing. The goat then led cops and locals on a chase across town when officers - called in by drivers - tried to catch it.
It was eventually caught by police after several patrol cars had to be called in to help. But police have so far failed to find Billy's owner despite its distinctive earmark. The only remarks on the arrest papers were "smells very bad".
The goat is currently on bread and water at the local jail where one of the female officers is caring for him.
Tut... kids these days!

No Mr Bond... I expect you to die.
