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It Takes 8,460 Bolts To Assemble An Automobile, And One Nut To Scatter It All Over The Road

A US funeral parlour is offering free burials to people who plan to drink and drive on New Year's Eve.

McGuire, Jennings and Miller Funeral Home says drivers must sign a contract stating they plan to drink or use drugs and drive on December 31.

If they are then killed in a crash while driving on New Year's Eve, the funeral home, of Rome, Georgia, will bury them for free.

The free funeral will cover the preparation of the body, a coffin, a grave and a hearse.

A spokesman for the firm said its 'Operation Stop and Think' promotion was designed to save lives by making people think before they act.

I wonder if it affects your divvy?

Getting him down ISN'T classed as preparation of the body!


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