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I Had To Drive... My Boyfriend Was Having A "Back, Sack And Crack" On The Back Seat

A car crash in Florida is being blamed on the fact that the driver was attempting to shave her bikini line at the wheel.

Trooper Gary Dunick says the 37-year-old woman was attempting to shave her pubic hair, while her ex-husband held the wheel. Her car then crashed into the back of a pickup truck, injuring two women, reports the Key West Citizen.

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this'. Well, this takes it."

Two female passengers in the pickup truck were treated for minor injuries following the crash in Cudjoe Key. To make matters worse, police said the woman motorist has been banned from driving for five years the day before the crash for driving under the influence. She now faces charges of driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, driving with no insurance, and of leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries.

On the up side... it's nice to see that they are still close after the divorce...

It was the rinsing off that caused the real problems...


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