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What would you do if you had 30 seconds with Michael Jackson?
Michael Jackson is going to charge his fans £1,700 each to spend 30 seconds with him in Japan.| Results | |
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| Get an autograph |    (4) |
| Get your money back | (2) |
| Say 'Hi' | (0) |
| Say 'Why?' | (2) |
| Clap him | (0) |
| Slap him | (6) |
| Send Jarvis Cocker | (1) |
| Other... | (1) |
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The singer is allegedly suffering debts of £170million, and has come up with the novel way to increase his income. Jackson will travel to Tokyo in February to attend the "fan appreciation events", where he is set to charge 30 fans for the privilege of his company.
So only another 99,970 needed and he'll be straight, financially. The really worrying thing is there are people out there who'll pay it.
How would you rather spend £1700?
What could you do in 30 seconds with the
Incidentally £1700 gets me for the weekend, if anyone's interested...
The rush started...
subscribe to these commentsThis is really really BAD, but you cant BEAT IT, YOU GOTTA BE STARTIN SOMTHIN, will he be OFF THE WALL or will he GET ON THE FLOOR, either way, I say no pay and he may aswell talk to THE MAN IN THE MIRROR
Randy (30-01-2007 19:40:14)
I don't think getting out of bed is the problem...
Buster Keaton (30-01-2007 19:05:32)
I wouldn't get out of bed for that!
MKelly (30-01-2007 19:03:16)
Charge £1700 a minute?
Chris Langham (30-01-2007 15:34:08)
What about the undecideds?
Jonathan King (30-01-2007 13:29:20)
Bugger!
PTownsend (30-01-2007 12:03:21)
I think RKelly only meant the few people proven to be innocent of such things.
revrobuk (30-01-2007 11:27:45)
I'm sure most people would!
RKelly (30-01-2007 10:40:45)
I'm sure all people declared innocent of child molestation would be happy to earn 1700 every 30 seconds.
Gary Glitter (30-01-2007 09:46:47)
Sounds reasonable...
Jack et....... (30-01-2007 21:58:18)