I Don't Go South Of The River... In Fact I Only Go To Barking
A Polish taxi driver has turned off his sat-nav after discovering his pet Yorkshire Terrier is better at getting him from A to B.
Andrzej Szymcakowi, 65, from Lodz, says two-year-old Bobo has accompanied him in his cab since he was a pup - and knows every shortcut and rat-run in the book.
Now he barks instructions to his owner whenever a customer gives them an address.
"He yaps and raises his right paw to show we should turn right, his left paw for left, and barks and wags his tail for straight on," said proud Andrzej.
"He recognises all the routes and tells me which way to go before the GPS does."
Now I know how the guide dogs do it!

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses... bugger... forgot the sunglasses!
