No Object Is So Beautiful That, Under Certain Conditions, It Will Not Look Ugly - Oscar Wilde
A Romanian model who wants to improve the country's image has started a new political party for beautiful people.
Sanziana Buruiana wants to heavily tax obese citizens at a rate of 10 Euros per kilo overweight, and punish anybody making 'dumb blonde' jokes. The 23-year old said: "Anyone like that needs to be put in prison."
Other plans include a fine of 100 Euros for infidelity, and a law insisting that only models in bikinis are allowed to work as tourist guides.
Buruiana suggests that this would boost Romania's popularity as a travel destination.
If only to see if the Romanians actually are the stupidest people in the world...

Special advisors were sent for.
