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I Have Sewed Sackcloth Upon My Skin And Defiled My Horn In The Dust - Job 16:15

A man sporting horns, tattooed eyebrows and earlobe implants has allegedly attempted to run over his landlord.

Heavy metal fan Jesse Thornhill, a 28-year-old from Tulsa, Oklahoma, has been arrested and spent the night in jail before being released on bail of $10,000. Thornhill was allegedly involved in an argument with his landlord before using his vehicle as a 'dangerous weapon'. The landlady managed to leap out of the way in time.

Thornhill's horns were created via Teflon implants that are inserted to stretch the skin.

I know it is difficult claiming housing benefit but that is taking things a bit far!

 

The line up was academic...


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