It's Better Than The One That Smells Of Old Wellies And Wet Dogs...
Austrian brewers have invented a beer laced with cheese which aids boozers' sexual performance.
The new tipple boasts a 'positive and healthy' response, even after a heavy night on the ale.
One early taster of the brew in Bregenz claimed: "My wife can't have any objection to me spending the night down the pub now."
And think of the money you'll save on cheese and onion crisps...

I think I'll stick to Viagra...
