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 A hairdresser is offering clients a new conditioning treatment made out of bull's semen. The 45-minute treatment costs £55 and uses semen from Aberdeen Angus bulls on a farm in Cheshire.

Hari's, in Knightsbridge, London, combines the sperm with the root of protein-rich plant katera. The mixture is massaged into the client's hair after it has been shampooed. Then the customer is put under a steamer so the treatment penetrates the hair. Finally, it is blow-dried.

"There's a sucker born every minute"  is a phrase often credited to American showman P.T. Barnum. Is this just another example?

I'd heard before that sperm was good for the hair  and I suppose the problem was getting it in  sufficient quantities.

Do you think  they need different size animals if you've got less hair?

'I think sir only requires a rabbit...'


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revrobuk (07-02-2007 20:27:29)

That does explain the 'There's Something About Mary' look that you favour...

garethwi (06-02-2007 19:09:11)

Naturally. I would never waste beer in my hair.

revrobuk (06-02-2007 19:03:55)

So another vote for bull semen then.

garethwi (06-02-2007 13:30:26)

No, but given the choice of the two, I don't think there would be that much mulling over the decision.

revrobuk (06-02-2007 13:09:29)

Apparently so is bull semen but that doesn't mean I'd choose to have it in my flowing locks.

Beer?? (06-02-2007 10:35:50)

Who voted for Beer? Isn't that supposed to be good for your hair?

garethwi (05-02-2007 17:50:40)

Whatever works for you. I'm not trying to say anything.

Nell (05-02-2007 17:31:19)

I hope that you aren't trying to insinuate that I am telling fibs. You don't expect me to try and remember things from my past at 7 in the morning do you??
I have enough trouble remembering things like breakfast at that time of day - like I did today!

garethwi (05-02-2007 14:08:04)

Was it indeed? It took you long enough to think of that one.

Nell (05-02-2007 13:21:18)

Chewing gum, it was chewing gum!
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