Police in Missouri said a 64-year-old woman who discovered a naked intruder in her home dragged him out of the house by his beard.

Investigators said the Kansas City woman, whose name was not released, woke up at about 12:50 a.m. Tuesday to find neighbour Laurence Saunders naked and standing over her. The woman told police Saunders grabbed her arm and told her he was "just being friendly." The home-owner grabbed the man by his beard and dragged him to the front door, where he allegedly grabbed her by the throat.

The woman said Saunders let go when she hit him on the head three times with a tape measure. Police said the woman found the man's shorts inside and threw them to him while he was sitting on her porch crying. Saunders, who police said had been drinking prior to the incident, was charged with burglary, sexual misconduct and two counts of assault.

Lucky it was only his beard that was within reach...

Yes it was me... how can you tell?

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