I'll Change My Name To Claude Bawls
A pair of former workers at a Tennessee big cat sanctuary admitted being naked on the premises but denied running naked through the facility.
Jake Loftis, 22, and Samuel Adams, 26, who lived at Tiger Haven in Kingston and worked as cat keepers, said they were drinking beer naked on their porch as a protest against their recent firing. However, the pair denied a claim in a police report that they "ran nude around the complex exposing themselves to co-workers."
The men said only one co-worker spotted them while they were naked on the porch of the trailer they shared at the sanctuary. Adams admitted ripping a railing off the porch after he had been drinking.
"I got drunk, and I got stupid, to be honest," Adams said. The men said they plan to plead guilty to indecent exposure and vandalism charges.
Sitting naked on the porch while drinking beer with a chum... lovely!
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I think I made my point...
