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A New York man said he has invented the perfect fashion accessory designed to keep low-riding trousers sagging at just the right level.

Andrew Lewis, 43, said his invention, which he calls "Subs," fastens around the waist like suspenders and holds onto the trousers via expandable straps with clips at the end, the New York Daily News reported.

"Sagging is a huge issue in my community," he said. "I spent a lot of time observing and I noticed that even for saggers, there is a point which even they're not comfortable with how their jeans were falling."

Lewis said he is selling the invention for $30 at some local stores and at online shop www.hatchventures.com.

Only $30 to look like an utter tit? Bargain!


Women look sexy in their underwear and suspenders. Men on the other hand...

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