I Simply Haven't A Thing To Wear...
Police in Maryland said they arrested a woman accused of stripping nude inside a convenience store and sexually harassing others in the shop.
The Wicomico County Sheriff's Office said Jennifer Marie Riegler, 22, of Accomac, Virginia., took off all her clothes shortly at the Royal Farms store in Hebron.
Investigators said Riegler made sexual comments to customers and employees. They said she engaged in sexually suggestive behavior and employees helped her put her clothes back on after she lay down on the floor.
Police arrived to take Reigler into custody and found her eating a piece of fruit from the store she had not purchased. Officers said she kicked one of them in the groin and another in the hand while she was being placed under arrest.
Reigler was charged with disorderly conduct, indecent exposure, disturbing the peace, theft of less than $100, fourth-degree sex offense, malicious destruction of property valued less than $500 and six counts of second-degree assault. She was jailed in lieu of $25,000 bond.
Being the USA she'd have been punished less if she'd been fully clothed and shot someone!

Stopping at the market rather spoiled her getaway...
The Wicomico County Sheriff's Office said Jennifer Marie Riegler, 22, of Accomac, Virginia., took off all her clothes shortly at the Royal Farms store in Hebron.
Investigators said Riegler made sexual comments to customers and employees. They said she engaged in sexually suggestive behavior and employees helped her put her clothes back on after she lay down on the floor.
Police arrived to take Reigler into custody and found her eating a piece of fruit from the store she had not purchased. Officers said she kicked one of them in the groin and another in the hand while she was being placed under arrest.
Reigler was charged with disorderly conduct, indecent exposure, disturbing the peace, theft of less than $100, fourth-degree sex offense, malicious destruction of property valued less than $500 and six counts of second-degree assault. She was jailed in lieu of $25,000 bond.
Being the USA she'd have been punished less if she'd been fully clothed and shot someone!

Stopping at the market rather spoiled her getaway...
