An Illinois woman accused of striking a police officer with a sex toy pleaded guilty to drunken driving and theft charges.

Carolee Bildsten, was sentenced to six months of periodic imprisonment and 30 months of probation after pleading guilty in a Lake County court to felony aggravated driving under the influence and a misdemeanour count of theft.

Prosecutors said Bildsten, who was pulled over and charged with driving under the influence faced the theft charge due to a separate incident in which she left a Joe's Crab Shack restaurant without paying her bill. She was found by a Gurnee police officer and given a ride home, where she claimed to have money for the restaurant bill, and upon arriving attacked the officer with "a clear, rigid, feminine pleasure device," a police report said.

Bildsten had faced an assault charge stemming from the incident but the charge was dropped in exchange for her guilty plea.

Talk about sand in the Vaseline...

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