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Britney Spears shaved off her own hair during a visit to a Los Angeles salon on Friday.

The Crazy singer asked for the extreme new look at Esther's Haircutting Studio, but hairdresser Esther Tognozzi told the star that she was afraid to oblige in case Spears decided to sue her for ruining her image.

Unimpressed with Tognozzi's reluctance, Britney picked up the hair clippers and did the job herself. "I just cleaned it up when she was done with it," Esther explained.

She added that Britney was "just there in body and not really emotionally there".

So, Britney has a new look and the whole world now knows if you want to run your fingers through her hair you'll have to go for the eyebrows.

Two things spring to mind...

1, What is Britney after? Publicity? Help? A dandruff cure? Has she lost it or is this a carefully planned stunt?

2, Is really the case that you can go into a hairdressers in America, ask them to do something and then sue them if they do it? Dear Lord, is this the attitude that made them a superpower?

It had to happen! The hair is now on eBay.

What do you think?


It was a bad day to join the Britney Spears fan club.


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Oh Lordy... (24-02-2007 15:35:47)

We'll have a scandal with the toxicity report on the bloody stuff next.

"SHOCK: Hair analysis just in; Britney was drug free in November 2005."

revrobuk (20-02-2007 21:39:41)

That would be her entourage.

garethwi (19-02-2007 20:54:11)

...and there must have been about a thousand people in the shop when she started the shearing.

revrobuk (19-02-2007 20:08:07)

Judging by the number of people selling 'genuine' Britney hair she must have looked like a yeti when she walked in!

Admin Wallah (19-02-2007 19:27:33)

Dear Lord! Even we have some standards!

Newcy Brown (19-02-2007 18:58:11)

Where's Huffty in the poll?

soWhat (19-02-2007 13:54:49)

So somebody shaved her head, and now the world is supposed to think she is mentally deranged. The next thing you'll be telling is that Sinead O'Connor is, oh never mind...

revrobuk (19-02-2007 11:33:11)

I know it's a different situation but I think Gail Porter's a cutie with or without hair.

garethwi (19-02-2007 08:13:50)

Definitely Persis Khambatta. The first and best, for me.
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