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A smelly 'fart bomb' had postal staff and firefighters holding their breath today when it burst at a postal sorting centre on Auckland's North Shore.

The fart bomb was a giveaway in an internet magazine but when other postal items were placed on top of the magazines being posted out, the sachet bomb burst and released its contents shortly after daybreak.

Worried postal staff called the fire service and the New Zealand Post sorting centre in Albany was evacuated and roads in the area were closed.

Now I've let a few classics go in my time but I've never managed to clear a whole building AND the surrounding streets. Respect.

The stink bombs I remember were pretty pungent but had a distinctive eggy quality so I find it hard to understand the panic.

Maybe it was an embarrassed postal worker covering up his first day on the sprout, bean, and lentil diet.

Crack one off below.