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A TV extra has proudly told how he landed the job of body double for John Prescott's backside.

Michael Knott, 54, bared his bottom for a racy scene in Confessions of a Diary Secretary - based on the Deputy PM's fling with an aide. The 17st extra got the role because John Henshaw, who played Prescott, has a scarred bum from a car crash. So it was his bottom that ITV viewers saw when Prezza romped on a desk with secretary Tracey Temple.

Michael believes he was the ideal candidate and said: "I'm a bit of a fatty but my bum's pretty pert. It's quite smooth and not hairy or pimply. I look after it by giving it a dusting of talc each night. "I look after myself too. I've a gym at home and work out a bit. That's why my bottom's pert. But if I dieted my parts would dry up, pardon the expression."

Michael, of Littlehampton, West Sussex, got a cheeky £191 for his day's work on the political drama.

So he bares his bum in front of millions of people and gets paid £191. I tried it in front of the W.I. and got three months.

Join in with the craic below.


I can also do Jeremy Beadle.


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Charlie (05-03-2007 04:05:37)

But only in his current condition.

garethwi (03-03-2007 09:05:21)

Have you not heard of sheep dip and high pressure sprays?

revrobuk (02-03-2007 21:58:06)

OK, imagine having a hairy bottom like that. I will say one word...wiping.

curious........ (02-03-2007 21:29:54)

The suspense is killing me.

garethwi (02-03-2007 19:53:28)

Come on, then. Ruin my weekend.

revrobuk (02-03-2007 19:27:05)

I've just found out what it is and I need to compose myself before deciding whether or not to share it...

garethwi (02-03-2007 19:08:58)

Oh please share it with us, Nell.

Nell (02-03-2007 18:09:53)

Urgh!!! I've just had a thought but I'll keep it to myself!

garethwi (02-03-2007 16:32:31)

That arse is disgusting.

revrobuk (02-03-2007 15:02:36)

No.5 in a list of things I'm grateful for.
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