It Must Be Time For Another Rant About Jade
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Shamelessly pandering to the fact that there's always a flood of comments whenever Jade is mentioned I thought I'd drop this one in.
Bouncing back from being dropped from Comic Relief she's been nominated for Grattan's Celebrity Mum of the Year 2007.
Mind you the shortlist does include...
Heather Mills-McCartney (Mum of Beatrice Milly)
Sara Cox (Lola Anne)
Sarah Ferguson (Beatrice and Eugenie)
Geri Halliwell (Bluebell Madonna)
Mel B (Phoenix Chi)
Nell McAndrew (Devon)
Kate Moss (Lila Grace)
Victoria Beckham (Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz)
Jordan (Harvey and Junior)
A fine collection of divorcés, drunkards, drug addicts, porn models, and (shudder) Spice Girls who seem to share a penchant for daft names.
Just because I'm an anal completist here are the rest: Camilla Parker-Bowles, Davina McCall, Yasmin Le Bon, Tess Daly, Jamelia, Alex Curran, Louise Redknapp, Fern Britton, Lorraine Kelly, and Patsy Kensit.
So, famous for being stupid , ugly (despite having spent a fortune on plastic surgery), and a racist she makes the top 20 celebrity mums. I look at that list and think of my Mum; no contest.
What do you think?
Before...
NB For the love of God and your own sanity do NOT put "pig with pearl necklace" in Google Images.
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revrobuk (16-03-2007 09:50:36)