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A British made radio-controlled vibrator has been banned in Cyprus after it was branded a threat to national security.
The Cypriot military are concerned the sex toy's electronic waves will disrupt the army's radio frequencies on the island. A spokesman for makers Ann Summers confirmed its Love Bug – a small, egg-shaped device operated by a remote control – was on sale for use everywhere in Europe except Cyprus.
The spokesman said: "The remote control only has a range of 6m. We have still been selling them in Cyprus, but with a warning urging Cypriots not to use it unless they travel abroad." In its promotional literature, the company describes the device as a "deceptively powerful matt silver love egg", later adding: "Not for use in Cyprus".
Military officials refused to comment on the reasons for the ban, but the government's Communications and Works Ministry said it had been a purely military decision. A spokesman said: "We never even saw them: they were banned before we even had a chance to check them. But if issues of national security are at stake then that is not surprising. The military does operate on a different frequency to the general frequency, but they do not share that information for obvious reasons. Only they would have been able to decide what SRDs (Small Range Devices) might be a threat and what to do about it."
Lizzie Eddleston from Ann Summers’s UK press office said: "It is a shame but we have to honour the request and have made it clear that the Love Bug is not for sale in Cyprus. We have been told the electronic waves given off by the Love Bug would affect military frequencies, but we have told locals that we have a lot of other devices that are not banned which will satisfy their needs. After all, it's better to make love, not war."
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The Cypriot military are concerned the sex toy's electronic waves will disrupt the army's radio frequencies on the island. A spokesman for makers Ann Summers confirmed its Love Bug – a small, egg-shaped device operated by a remote control – was on sale for use everywhere in Europe except Cyprus.
The spokesman said: "The remote control only has a range of 6m. We have still been selling them in Cyprus, but with a warning urging Cypriots not to use it unless they travel abroad." In its promotional literature, the company describes the device as a "deceptively powerful matt silver love egg", later adding: "Not for use in Cyprus".
Military officials refused to comment on the reasons for the ban, but the government's Communications and Works Ministry said it had been a purely military decision. A spokesman said: "We never even saw them: they were banned before we even had a chance to check them. But if issues of national security are at stake then that is not surprising. The military does operate on a different frequency to the general frequency, but they do not share that information for obvious reasons. Only they would have been able to decide what SRDs (Small Range Devices) might be a threat and what to do about it."
Lizzie Eddleston from Ann Summers’s UK press office said: "It is a shame but we have to honour the request and have made it clear that the Love Bug is not for sale in Cyprus. We have been told the electronic waves given off by the Love Bug would affect military frequencies, but we have told locals that we have a lot of other devices that are not banned which will satisfy their needs. After all, it's better to make love, not war."
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Rabbit Squadron struck fear into many of the enemies organs.
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Don't forget we know who you are and I dearly hope it's the female half of the partnership who posted the last comment...
anon (16-05-2007 08:28:38)
bang goes my dream of retiring to Cyprus! Well there's 30 years yet, who knows what technology may bring..here's hoping
garethwi (16-05-2007 08:00:26)
I pity the person who found out at the last minute that their remote controlled pleasurematron was sending a homing signal to a cruise missile.
revrobuk (13-05-2007 07:50:31)
I'm just wondering what our brave lads were doing to find this out...

Admin Wallah (16-05-2007 20:31:09)