It's Big Brother Time Again; Hello Or Oh Hell?
Be honest, how much will you watch?
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Another group of talentless, unknown, attention whores will be being paraded before us. This time for three months. That's right, three whole months. Starts today and finishes at the end of August.Are you looking forward to it or are you looking for somewhere to hide?
As usual the house has been given a complete makeover since we last saw it - and this time Big Brother is mixing things up. The theme is "modernistic sur-reality" and nothing is where it should be. Producers have introduced a confusing house design; moving the bath into the living area, the oven into the bedroom and shifting the fridge to the garden. Meanwhile, the housemates' swimming pool has been extended so that it is partly indoors.
Tea and toast will be a luxury the housemates may have to live without as the kettle and toaster are locked away in a see-through box. Only Big Brother decides when they get access.Cooking might be a real chore. The fridge/freezer is now outside, as far away from the kitchen as you can get.
A show source said "Big Brother will be more shocking and nasty than ever. The choice for the contestants will be simple. If they want a bath, it is in the lounge or not at all. The show's bosses hope it will create passion and lots of sexy scenes."
Mind you they say that every year but if anything happens all hell breaks loose and they spend the next six months apologising, trying to find new sponsors, arguing in court, etc.
So, make a comment before you get hooked or go and live in a hole.
The new housemates denied the latest series would be a freak show.
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garethwi (01-06-2007 09:56:43)
You and that gay porn channel!
revrobuk (31-05-2007 19:16:12)
No, it was 'Big Brother' or 'Through The Arsehole'.
garethwi (31-05-2007 07:54:32)
So, you watched a programme about a house? I didn't realise you were home early enough for 'Through the Keyhole'.
revrobuk (30-05-2007 21:53:47)
I'm watching it as I type and so far it's been jolly good. Mind you they've only shown you the house, the inmates haven't been introduced yet...
garethwi (30-05-2007 21:39:35)
I never got into the first one, when they showed it over here in Holland, and I certainly won't be watching the British one any time soon.
sara (29-05-2007 23:31:58)
You know I'll sit there telling you how crap it is and that I dont know why I watched it...every weekday..and you will agree but know exactly who/what Im on about! Yep I will get hooked in the madness, sad but true!
revrobuk (29-05-2007 23:28:44)
Marcus Bentley is the star for me. I don't care who the nonentities are.
revrobuk (01-06-2007 18:55:41)