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In The Name Of The Father, The Son And The Holy Goatse...Sorry?

A Gloucestershire couple who spent £4,000 on a Caribbean wedding are not legally married - because of a spelling mistake.

Mike Goodhall and Heidi Loader, from Tewkesbury, have spent the past six months trying to rectify the problem.  A clerk in the Dominican Republic, where the couple were married on a beach, spelt Mr Goodhall's surname with an 'e' instead of the first 'l'.

Mr Goodhall, 37, and Ms Loader, 34, returned the certificate asking for it to be amended but travel agents Thomas Cook said it had been lost along with the record of their booking. As a result, Ms Loader has been unable to get a passport or credit card in her married name.

A spokeswoman for Thomas Cook said that it was still investigating whether it was responsible for losing the wedding certificate.

Every time I’ve been married I’ve had to sign the certificate.  Surely that would have been a good opportunity to check the damn thing. Also isn’t the certificate you take away a copy of the original? So wouldn’t the registrar be a good place to start?

Sometimes I feel sorry for the people we feature in these stories.  On other occasions I think tough titties, serves you right for being flash. You should have gone to Stockport registry office; the registrars speech impediment livens up the videos a treat.

Hey ho, comment below.

 

Unfortunately the pictures didn’t help matters.

The original was here.




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revrobuk (07-06-2007 22:26:20)

Hmmm...not what I was thinking of as a goatse sacrifice.

garethwi (07-06-2007 21:44:59)

Of course there are. The Pope is always putting on his Fez, and lancing the throat of Nanny goat, whilst watched by his paedophile followers

revrobuk (06-06-2007 22:31:35)

... and, are there any Christian goatse sacrifices? Just interested...

revrobuk (06-06-2007 22:26:54)

Oooh! Goatse'd to death, what a way to go! Incidentally, our Father has also been ordained.

garethwi (06-06-2007 21:05:14)

Probably specialising in pagan goatse sacrifices.

revrobuk (06-06-2007 20:00:20)

How dare you! I'll have you know that I'm a genuine internet minister and can carry out all religious ceremonies apart from the Bris...

garethwi (06-06-2007 18:38:36)

Can't they just get quickly married again. They still have their 'we're so wonderful marrying in our own country just doesn't do us justice' holiday to remember it all by.

They've probably been done by a fake internet minister, eh RevRobUK?

Whatever happened it does indeed serve the flash bastards right. I bet they are moaning to all their friends that the Dominican Republic officials aren't being helpful, and then when they leave the room, all their friends piss themselves laughing.

Ambiguous (06-06-2007 15:41:39)

Wow gutted or what.
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