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A top female politician in Holland wants Dutch prostitutes sent abroad with the troops to help them relax.

Annemarie Jorritsma, a politician for the centre-right People's Party for Freedom and Democracy (VVD) and the mayor of the town of Almere, went on national Dutch TV to demand the 'extra benefits' for soldiers.  She added: "The army must think about how their soldiers can let off some steam."

The ideas has been backed by the Dutch sex workers union which said it thought the idea had some merit. But an unnamed military spokesman, quoted in the 'Volkskrant' newspaper, expressed reservations.  He said: "I don't think my wife would like the idea very much."

There are currently around 2,000 Dutch soldiers stationed outside of the Netherlands, the majority in either Afghanistan and Bosnia.

I think they’re missing a point here. If only they would allow, nay, encourage gay men to sign up the problem would go away. You’d have a fighting fit, buffed up, army that you wouldn’t have to keep telling to get their hair cut or polish their boots AND the sexual tension would have a release.

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klunk123 (19-06-2007 02:27:38)

Well if the military are going to provide sex workers, will this mean that.... well proceedings will have to be carried out in a military manner. I can just imagine it now, a brutal RSM stood at the head of the bed.
" Wait for it, Wait for it. And in! And out! And in! And Out............ hugh orible little man.
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