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I'm Not Sure , Dear, Is It The Cerne Abbas Giant?

UPDATE

To celebrate the release of The Simpsons Movie some waggish advertising types have painted a giant Homer Simpson in the field next to the Cerne Abbas Giant!


I couldn't resist this on b3ta.com...


Visitors to Gatwick Airport are being greeted by a naked pole dancer - but not everyone is happy about it  and the giant silhouette of a naked pole dancer painted on a field beneath the airport's flight path could land the marketing company behind it with thousands of pounds' worth of fines. 

The 100,000 sq ft ad for a risque website, designed by London-based marketing agency Sports Media Gaming (SMG), was painted on a field in Surrey last week.Although nearly invisible from the ground, the advert can clearly be seen by thousands of airline passengers flying out of Gatwick each day, which Tandridge Council says is illegal.

A spokeswoman for the council said it was painted on the field without proper planning permission and legal action would be taken if it is not removed. SMG is refusing to get rid of it, claiming it can be seen only from the air and so is not subject to council planning regulations. If found guilty the firm faces a fine of up to £2,500 plus an extra £250 for each day the advert remains in place.

Steven Johnson, commercial director of Flightpath Media, a subsidiary of SMG, said: "We are operating quite within our rights. We produce adverts that are only visible by people in the air. If the council own the rights to the airspace then we would be happy to hear from them." Mr Johnson said SMG was intending to produce similar paintings over the next few days on fields beneath flight paths out of Manchester, Leeds and Stansted airports.

But Paul Miner, of the Campaign to Protect Rural England, said: "It sets such a nasty precedent, using our landscapes just for advertisement."

Well it seems like the old maxim about there being no such thing as bad publicity is true. Purely for research purposes I tried logging onto the website in question and couldn't get in because it was too busty, sorry, busy. I wasn't too bothered as the whole concept of pole dancing leaves me cold. I just look at the pole and think for God's sake, woman, someone has to clean that...

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Daphne found a way around the planning regulations.

The original was here.





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revrobuk (16-06-2007 23:23:57)

Too fast...I'm thinking more a gerbil/rottweiler cross...

klunk123 (16-06-2007 21:48:36)

Maybe a pride of hungry lions might help.

revrobuk (16-06-2007 20:10:19)

I've never seen it live, only on films and TV, but it has never pushed any buttons let alone the right ones. Maybe it needs livening up; grease the pole, or electrify it...

klunk123 (16-06-2007 19:06:10)

Any way back to pole dancing. I have never seen it myself, so I can't say whether I like it or not, but I wouldn't mind carrying out a case study that being that I get to sit free of charge in Spearmint Rhinos all day. "Nope sorry haven't made my mind up yet, I think I'll have to sit here for yet another day".

revrobuk (16-06-2007 18:08:47)

Errm...that doesn't sound quite right, does it?

revrobuk (16-06-2007 17:53:18)

Damn! I had Colonel Mustard in the library with the lead pipe.

klunk123 (16-06-2007 16:16:12)

Sorry rev it won't happen again. I know what to do. Take the ivory handled pistol to the study and all that.....

revrobuk (16-06-2007 12:47:09)

Now hang on klunk, I don't know if we like that sort of comment around here. I mean to say, getting serious! It's just not on!

klunk123 (16-06-2007 03:17:38)

Well I'm really sorry but I'm going to get all serious here. Mr Miner of The campaign to Protect Rural England is bang on in my mind. What next! The Macdonald arches adorning the slopes of Great Gable. The Trough of Bowland is brought to you by TESCOS. The ASDA logo sprawled across Kinder Scout. this needs to be stamped out, and it needs to be stamped out now! By the way poll dancing is in no way sexy, tell thoughs young girls that they need to get a proper job like, like, oh I don't know may be, cleaning toilets; in the nude naturally.

revrobuk (16-06-2007 02:11:33)

Honestly does anyone find pole dancing in the least bit sexy? Images of incompetent scaffolders go through my mind...
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