Well The Doctor Did Say I'd Feel A Little Prick...
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.
Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation. But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.
A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."
A number of things spring to mind...I didn't know witchdoctors still practised in Europe.
I didn't know people still went to witchdoctors in Europe.
I didn't know people anywhere would just follow advice as bizarre as that.
Have you seen the size of a hedgehog? I would have thought premature ejaculation would have been the least of his problems if he can shag a hedgehog without damaging it.
All together now...what a prick.
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I wouldn't mind but he hasn't even phoned me since.
The original was here.
subscribe to these commentsBut I refer you to the final paragraph of the story. If he's so small that he can shag a hedgehog without breaking it he's not going to be able to reach his arse now is he?
witch docess.......... (30-06-2007 19:54:31)
I told you to.....stick it up your a**e to take away any thoughts that may lead to premature ejaculation..
revrobuk (29-06-2007 23:08:23)
...go the whole hog with the hedgeclippers? Maybe he thought a bit of pubic topiary would spice things up!
Klunk123 (29-06-2007 22:39:35)
" You did what you fool? No I told you to.............. any suggestions I can't think of one.
Klunk123 (29-06-2007 22:37:51)
I like to think that this was all a hugh misunderstanding, and that the witchdoctor had in fact told this man to do something quite innocent.
revrobuk (29-06-2007 19:58:35)
I wouldn't want to play poker with that witchdoctor...
Mind You (29-06-2007 18:22:29)
It might just be one of those stories you hear from nurses all the time.
Like the man who says he was sorting out his shopping and slipped and that's how the ketchup bottle got up the tradesman's.
Like the man who says he was sorting out his shopping and slipped and that's how the ketchup bottle got up the tradesman's.
garethwi (29-06-2007 18:20:06)
I'd like to hear more from the witch-doctor. A man who can offer that advice with a straight face in this day and age deserves a platform from which to speak. Can anyone sort out an interview with him?
revrobuk (29-06-2007 12:07:55)
Gosh! How much sellotape did he have to use to stop that splitting?
revrobuk (30-06-2007 22:58:24)