A musical condom designed to play louder and faster as lovers reach a climax is to go on sale in Ukraine.

Grigoriy Chausovsky, from Zaporozhye, said his condoms came fitted with a special sensor that registers when the condom is put on.

It transmits a signal to a miniature speaker in the base of the condom which plays a melody.

He told local media: "As the sex becomes more passionate, it registers the increased speed of the movements and plays the melody faster and louder."

Is there a choice of tunes I wonder?

Ravel's Bolero for the purist I suppose, Je t'aime...moi non plus for those with no imagination. Also Sprach Zarathustra for those with a sense of occasion. I'm expecting you to continue the list.

Now, sadly, I'll name that tune in three...


Emily wondered what came after 'Da Da Da Daaah'