A Russian woman stopped by security officers at Blackpool Airport had an iguana hidden in her bra.

The lizard was discovered when a police officer noticed something was moving under the woman's dress. She was stopped and after a security guard found the iguana peeking out of her bra, she admitted it was hers.

Police said the woman, who agreed her pet could go to a new home at Blackpool Zoo, would not be prosecuted. Sue Kendrick, of the airport, said: "Due to the security measures in place at the airport, we are used to confiscating many items. But we never expected to see an iguana."

I'll avoid the obvious and puerile question...


Where did she hide the pussy?...oh, bugger...