These Pants Cost A Pound And There's Fifty Pence Worth Up My Arse.
Eight-year-old twin inventors have been making the headlines in the US - for their wedgie-proof underpants.

Testing proved hazardous...
Jared and Justin Serovich, from Los Angeles, call their creation the Rip Away 1000.The waistband of the pants is held on by velcro and comes away in a bully's hands if a wedgie is attempted.
"When the person tries to grab you like the bully or the person tries to give you a wedgie they just rip away," Justin explained on the Ellen DeGeneres Show.The project got the boys to the finals of a central Ohio invention competition earlier this year, followed by the TV appearance.
I bet they still get ripped apart in the playground.
Testing proved hazardous...
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