The competition will allow one disgruntled husband to "unleash themselves back to bachelor hood". Zoo Weekly's £5,000 divorce package includes lawyers fees, court costs - and a divorce party with pin-up girls.

There is also a three-tiered divorce cake, a cleaner for two months, a plasma TV, Playstation 3 and a year's subscription to Zoo. Zoo editor Paul Merrill said the divorce competition was the perfect way for a reader to "win back their freedom".

"If a marriage fails it's sad, but what's sadder is being stuck under the same roof as a woman who's just slept with your best mate," said Mr Merrill. "Our lucky winner will get to escape and start a new whole new life. We'll help him at every stage - from buying a new plasma screen and throwing him a party, to finding him a new girlfriend."

The give away follows Zoo's previous offer of a free breast enhancement for a reader's girlfriend. Girls were urged to send in snaps of their cleavage for readers to decide who needed the surgical enhancement the most. There were thousands of entries received for what the magazine described as "the most romantic gift of all".

Ahhh... good to hear that romance isn't dead!

The problem lay in the readership not needing a divorce...

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