It Wasn't His Drinking That Was A Problem But The Strain On The Urinals...
A Tyneside pub has banned one of its regulars - a 12-year-old carthorse.

Peggy took to drinking alone.
Peggy first wandered inside the Alexandra Hotel in Jarrow when owner Pete Dolan, 62, forgot to tether her properly while he popped in for a pint. She quickly found she loved supping John Smith's bitter and chomping down beef crisps with the other drinkers.
But now the pub has had a makeover and landlady Jackie Gray, 46, has decided hoofprints are no longer welcome on the new carpets. Jackie said: "Although she is probably cleaner than some of my other customers, I had to put my foot down."
Peggy, whose pub fame spread to TV, newspapers and even a German magazine, can now only look in forlornly through the window while Mr Dolan enjoys a pint.
But at least she can stand outside and have a smoke...
Peggy took to drinking alone.
