Please Come Quickly; My Remote?s Broken And I Can?t Switch The Telly Off
A woman dialled 999 furious she could not get through to vote for Strictly Come Dancing winner Tom Chambers.
No wonder you can never get through when you’re desperate for a pizza.

Sometimes the lines were red hot…
It was just one of a string of ridiculous emergency calls over the Christmas period. Others included a priest complaining he was not allowed to use a toilet in a WH Smith store and a man who said shop staff had put unwanted mushrooms on his pizza. Another caller dialled 999 to report Santa was breaking into a house with Rudolf.
No wonder you can never get through when you’re desperate for a pizza.

Sometimes the lines were red hot…
