A Catholic who believed his prayers were answered when he was rescued from a lift was killed when he went to church to give thanks and the stone altar fell on him.

Gunther Link, 45, died instantly as he was crushed under the ancient 860lb monument in the Weinhaus Church in Vienna, Austria.  Link's body was found by parishoners attending Mass the next day after he had been reported missing by his cousin.

Police spokesman Roman Hahslinger said: "He was a very religious man and had been scared when he was trapped in the lift and had prayed for release.  A short while later he was pulled out of the elevator and he went straight to the church to thank God. He seems to have embraced a stone pillar on which the stone altar was perched and it fell on him, killing him instantly. We have found his fingerprints on the pillar. We are now investigating the case further."

What more can you expect from, according to the Bible, the biggest mass murderer in the history of the world?


God's sense of humour was somewhat warped...

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