A new internet game has been launched in which players throw food at a stick thin Victoria Beckham.

Nosh for Posh involves hurling burgers, fruit, vegetables and sushi at a moving waif-like target modelled on the former Spice Girl. Gamers are greeted with a picture of David Beckham's wife pleading: "Help me!!! I need to put on weight!" The game gives players 30 seconds to try and feed her as much food as possible as she pops up at different windows at her home.

The score appears in a corner of the screen as Mrs Beckham gets ever more elusive as the level increases. There have been fears for the 35-year-old's health after pictures of her at recent London Fashion Week shows. Health experts said the mum-of-three must have been either over-exercising or failing to eat enough.

The game's creator Nicolas Jacquart, of north London-based firm Blouzar, said: "We wanted to poke fun at Victoria Beckham's latest Size Zero look. Victoria Beckham is a style icon but she looks as if she needs to put on weight. The game is proving to be a big hit with our players, who are enjoying pelting her with fast food and healthier options like sushi."

Can't we just try ignoring her and hope she goes away?


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