A Swedish drinker is a picture of misery - after waking up to find a tattoo of a penis on his leg.

Joel Stefansson, 27, from Umea in northern Sweden, had agreed to let a tattoo artist ink in any design he liked after an all night vodka session. "I thought I'd have something discreet and dignified but I got a six inch penis on my leg right next to my own one," said Joel.

Now Joel is desperate to have the design removed, or at least reduced. "It's a bit larger than mine so the truth is going to be a bit of a let down to any women who get to see it," he confessed.

Good to know that there is still somewhere you can get pissed and tattooed in the same night!

Olaf wished he had had a penis tattooed on his leg instead...

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