The Monkeys At The Zoo Should Have To Wear Sunglasses So They Can't Hypnotise You. - Jack Handy
David Knight claims women can enlarge their bust by up to two cup sizes by undergoing hypnosis. The entertainer says that by listening to his CD set, customers can experience significant changes in size within 12 weeks.
Mr Knight, from Northallerton, North Yorkshire, claims an 85% success rate based on customer feedback. He is so confident of the technique that he offers a money-back guarantee.
He said: "Every lady's breasts have been grown by the mind. The mind grows it, so the mind can enhance it. Fact." However, his business was highlighted in a BBC programme examining how easy it is register as an "accredited" hypnotherapist without qualifications.
The episode of Inside Out featured presenter Chris Jackson registering his cat, George, as a hypnotist with several seemingly professional industry organisations. Mr Knight complained: "They could've tried it before saying it categorically didn't work."
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Thank you Paul. My breasts are much larger and firmer...
