Archive: August

How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria? Amen. | 31-08-2008 Beauty contest for nuns 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

I Was Buggered And Not In A Good Way Crime | 30-08-2008 Man left naked and broke 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

It's Just So That The Blokes Don't Feel Like They Are Out Of Their League... Romance | 29-08-2008 Aussie plea for 'ugly Sheilas' 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

I Always Warm Up With A Kebab Before Hitting The Chippy. Food | 28-08-2008 Fish 'n' chips saved my life 2 comments | 0 votes | more...

Sport, It Doesn't Matter Whether You Win Or Lose... It's How Drunk You Get. Politics | 27-08-2008 Olympic drunk is sports minister 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

The Co-op? Over There Between The Leaning Tower Of Pisa And Mount Fuji Britain | 26-08-2008 Council admits photo cock-up 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

For God's Sake I Hope They Don't Take Up Strip Poker Britain | 25-08-2008 Don't take the risk with whist 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

If I hear "Streets Of London" One More Time I'll Beat You To Death With That Torch Sport | 24-08-2008 2012 Games 'will be under budget' 1 comment | 0 votes | more...

I'd Like You In My Office, Miss Jones Sex | 23-08-2008 Crowd cheers office romp 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

For Batter Or For Worse Romance | 22-08-2008 For batter or for worse 0 comments | 2 votes | more...

It's Not Small It's Bijou Oddities | 21-08-2008 Man lives in train locker 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

What Do You think This is? A Church Or...Oh.... Amen. | 20-08-2008 Thou shalt not beg 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

I Hung It Up And Now I Can't Find It Science | 19-08-2008 Invisibility cloak 'step closer' 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

But Night Is The Best Time To See Mars And The Milky Way Britain | 18-08-2008 Tot's 3am solo sweet mission 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

That's A Threp In't Steans, That Ladgin Buewer Chored Me Pack Up Britain | 17-08-2008 Doctors learn t'speak Yorkshire 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

It Improved His Smell Considerably... Sport | 16-08-2008 Dead angler becomes fish food 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

I Know You Fetched But Where Did You Put It? Animals | 15-08-2008 Dog swallows two-foot stick 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Is That A Badger In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Pleased To See Me? Europe | 14-08-2008 Randy badger sparks police manhunt 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Coming Soon... Spot And The Temple Of Doom Animals | 13-08-2008 Little dog's big adventure 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Pull The Udder One Life in Clogs | 12-08-2008 Cows get VIP treatment 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

I Always Said He Was A Poisonous Little Twat Food | 11-08-2008 Chef's recipe for disaster 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Sod This... I'll Just Go In The Alleyway At The Back The Mystic Orient | 10-08-2008 Banana and peach surprise on menu 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

It Was Only After The Panic Died Down That We Noticed The Gerbil Was Missing... Animals | 09-08-2008 Snake hides in loo 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

For God's Sake Don't Ask About The Diet Animals | 08-08-2008 Bugs save pest controller's life 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Never Mind The Price Of Unleaded, Have You Seen How Much Aviation Kerosene Is? Motoring | 07-08-2008 Inventor unveils commuter jet pack 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

I Know You Don't Love Me. You Keep Stealing My Batteries For The TV Remote... Science | 06-08-2008 Robots have feelings too 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Just A Piddling Offence Crime | 05-08-2008 A wee clean-up for drunks 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

It Was Originally Going To Be Like Mornington Crescent Sport | 04-08-2008 Yachtsman's dicey adventure 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Bugger! The Photocopier's Jammed Again. Crime | 03-08-2008 Smugglers dig underground tunnel 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Don't Waste Money On Flowers; There Are Usually Loads In That Park Thing Next To The Church Romance | 02-08-2008 Bride's £2.50 eBay wedding dress 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Then I Got Fined For Inadequate Paperwork After I Went To The Toilet Health & Safety | 01-08-2008 Man fined for smoking in own van 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

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