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It Wouldn't Be A Problem Apart From His Incontinence
The Mystic Orient
| 30-09-2008
Still climbing trees - at 90
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Blow, Winds, And Crack Your Cheeks! Rage! Blow!
Crime
| 29-09-2008
Man charged with farting at policeman
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What Do I Take Off For A Screaming Orgasm?
Down Under
| 28-09-2008
'No undie sundie' banned
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It Was Developed From Rounders Actually
Sport
| 27-09-2008
Baseball 'invented in Britain'
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One Desires A Bevvy
Britain
| 26-09-2008
Queen gets 2,000 pints of lager
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Yes... It's A Spelling Test...
Kids
| 25-09-2008
Prof: 'Schools should teach magic'
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Honestly... It's Glandular!
Only In America
| 24-09-2008
Man's 23,000 Big Macs
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I Haven't Had Any Pussy In Nine Years
Animals
| 23-09-2008
Missing cat back - after nine years
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I Didn't Know They Made So Much Lego!
Kids
| 22-09-2008
Boy, 5, blew £60,000 at shops
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Mind The Gap!
Kids
| 21-09-2008
Tooth fairy falls foul of credit crunch
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Actually, I Got The Idea From That Lionel Richie Video...
The Mystic Orient
| 20-09-2008
Teacher rewards pupils with signed photos
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Ashes To Ashes, Dust To Guppies
Only In America
| 19-09-2008
Murderer to be turned into fish food?
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If Your Name's Not On The List Then You Can't Take Eucharist
Amen.
| 18-09-2008
Priest guarded by parishioners
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Yes It's Rubbish But If It Was In Salford Quays It'd Be Worth Half A Million
Europe
| 17-09-2008
Cheapest homes in Europe?
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I Tried Using Blocks But The Angle Was Too Steep And I Fell Flat On My Face
Sport
| 16-09-2008
Australia teeters into record books
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We Thought That It Would Make A Change To Have The Rubbish On The Outside
Art
| 15-09-2008
New art gallery is 'rubbish'
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Left Hand Down A Bit...
Motoring
| 14-09-2008
Fury over 'sexist' parking bays
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Get Down Wossname
Television
| 13-09-2008
Blue Peter's fake Petra
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I Had To Pull Out Because I'd Forgotten My Nose Clip
Sport
| 12-09-2008
Stunt man's record splash
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But I Always Wear Rubber Soled Shoes When I Take An Oath...
Amen.
| 11-09-2008
Divine lightning reaction?
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When You Said I Know A Real Hip Joint I Thought You Were Being Retro...
Crime
| 10-09-2008
President's hip joint on eBay
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Bugger... The Dog's Got The Minarets Again
News
| 09-09-2008
Lego launch Taj Mahal
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No Wonder You Can Never Get Anything In The Overhead Storage
Health & Safety
| 08-09-2008
Mushroom soup grounds flight
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But They Always Say That Their Dream Is World Peace...
Amen.
| 07-09-2008
Nuns beauty pageant scrapped
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My Influences? Bowie's Diamond Dogs And Anything By Howling Wolf
Music
| 06-09-2008
Crooners audition for canine choir
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Doing Time In The Cage
Crime
| 05-09-2008
Smuggler pigeon locked up
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They Do The Accounts And Work For Buns
Animals
| 04-09-2008
Dumbos are great at sums
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Bear Faced Theft
Animals
| 03-09-2008
Bear's gift caps all
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More Rubbish Than Celebrity Big Brother
Celebrities
| 02-09-2008
New bins feature celebrity voices
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Sittin' At My Piano The Other Day!
Celebrities
| 01-09-2008
Don't call me Big Nose!
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