Archive: September

It Wouldn't Be A Problem Apart From His Incontinence The Mystic Orient | 30-09-2008 Still climbing trees - at 90 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Blow, Winds, And Crack Your Cheeks! Rage! Blow! Crime | 29-09-2008 Man charged with farting at policeman 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

What Do I Take Off For A Screaming Orgasm? Down Under | 28-09-2008 'No undie sundie' banned 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

It Was Developed From Rounders Actually Sport | 27-09-2008 Baseball 'invented in Britain' 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

One Desires A Bevvy Britain | 26-09-2008 Queen gets 2,000 pints of lager 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Yes... It's A Spelling Test... Kids | 25-09-2008 Prof: 'Schools should teach magic' 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Honestly... It's Glandular! Only In America | 24-09-2008 Man's 23,000 Big Macs 1 comment | 0 votes | more...

I Haven't Had Any Pussy In Nine Years Animals | 23-09-2008 Missing cat back - after nine years 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

I Didn't Know They Made So Much Lego! Kids | 22-09-2008 Boy, 5, blew £60,000 at shops 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Mind The Gap! Kids | 21-09-2008 Tooth fairy falls foul of credit crunch 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Actually, I Got The Idea From That Lionel Richie Video... The Mystic Orient | 20-09-2008 Teacher rewards pupils with signed photos 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Ashes To Ashes, Dust To Guppies Only In America | 19-09-2008 Murderer to be turned into fish food? 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

If Your Name's Not On The List Then You Can't Take Eucharist Amen. | 18-09-2008 Priest guarded by parishioners 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Yes It's Rubbish But If It Was In Salford Quays It'd Be Worth Half A Million Europe | 17-09-2008 Cheapest homes in Europe? 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

I Tried Using Blocks But The Angle Was Too Steep And I Fell Flat On My Face Sport | 16-09-2008 Australia teeters into record books 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

We Thought That It Would Make A Change To Have The Rubbish On The Outside Art | 15-09-2008 New art gallery is 'rubbish' 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Left Hand Down A Bit... Motoring | 14-09-2008 Fury over 'sexist' parking bays 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Get Down Wossname Television | 13-09-2008 Blue Peter's fake Petra 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

I Had To Pull Out Because I'd Forgotten My Nose Clip Sport | 12-09-2008 Stunt man's record splash 1 comment | 0 votes | more...

But I Always Wear Rubber Soled Shoes When I Take An Oath... Amen. | 11-09-2008 Divine lightning reaction? 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

When You Said I Know A Real Hip Joint I Thought You Were Being Retro... Crime | 10-09-2008 President's hip joint on eBay 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Bugger... The Dog's Got The Minarets Again News | 09-09-2008 Lego launch Taj Mahal 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

No Wonder You Can Never Get Anything In The Overhead Storage Health & Safety | 08-09-2008 Mushroom soup grounds flight 1 comment | 0 votes | more...

But They Always Say That Their Dream Is World Peace... Amen. | 07-09-2008 Nuns beauty pageant scrapped 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

My Influences? Bowie's Diamond Dogs And Anything By Howling Wolf Music | 06-09-2008 Crooners audition for canine choir 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Doing Time In The Cage Crime | 05-09-2008 Smuggler pigeon locked up 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

They Do The Accounts And Work For Buns Animals | 04-09-2008 Dumbos are great at sums 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Bear Faced Theft Animals | 03-09-2008 Bear's gift caps all 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

More Rubbish Than Celebrity Big Brother Celebrities | 02-09-2008 New bins feature celebrity voices 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

Sittin' At My Piano The Other Day! Celebrities | 01-09-2008 Don't call me Big Nose! 0 comments | 0 votes | more...

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