Butch up your dog.

Take two bottles into the shower?

Spencer Tunick might be banned from Mexico pyramids.

Sigmund Freud or a goat? No contest!

Funny book titles competition.

Urinals saved for the nation.

Gruesome April Fool prank.

World record cup of coffee.

A pensioner was spotted streaking, in a Shopmobility scooter

Belly dancer loses a buttock

Man cuts off his danglies to spite his wife.

Cut price Brothel for OAPs

All you need is a bucket, a stepladder, and a stout pair of rubber gloves.

German teenager does what we've all wanted to.

Newly wed 'fesses up to Mr Floppy.

Lonely man brought donkey to hotel room

Chilli eating - there's a record for it!

Sex or life?

Bloke goes away, comes back and finds flat tidied up.

Wife tries todger chewing.

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Farty smells might cause us problems though.

Flash git buys girlfriend a house for Valentine's Day.

Mega bill for a mega meal

Mini pigs storm China.

Not  quite the planet but...

More interesting than paint drying?