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Bugger... The Dog's Got The Minarets Again
News
| 09-09-2008
Lego launch Taj Mahal
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I Would Have Entered But The Pages Were Stuck Together...
News
| 27-04-2008
Lads' mag offers free divorce
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Chili? It's Bleeding Freezing!
News
| 07-04-2008
World's most northerly kebab shop
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Bear Faced Robbery
News
| 21-03-2008
Bear convicted of theft
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What Commitment Issues?
News
| 19-03-2008
Slow burner
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No Jokes About Cat Being On The Menu...
News
| 07-03-2008
Fat cat fell on diner
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It's Just A Different Form Of Nutcracker
News
| 01-03-2008
Policemen to learn ballet
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Stop Writing; You Have 10 Seconds To Comply
News
| 26-02-2008
Teacher 'shot' cheeky pupil
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Just A Wee Difference Of Opinion
News
| 08-02-2008
Man punched over urinal etiquette
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Do You Want Socratic Dialogue With That?
News
| 31-01-2008
McDonalds To Set Up Own Exam Board
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Doesn't Your Suitcase Have Air Holes?
News
| 29-01-2008
Dwarf crime a 'growing problem'
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This Place Is Pants.
News
| 29-11-2007
I've heard of dress down Fridays...
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Do You Take Motability Vouchers?
News
| 20-11-2007
Sex for the disabled
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All That Meat And No Gravy...
News
| 01-10-2007
World record phoio
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And It Means You Can Park The Getaway Car Right Outside The Bank
News
| 25-09-2007
Wheelchair burglar caught.
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I've Heard Of Smuggling Peanuts Like That...
News
| 21-09-2007
Iguana smuggled in bra.
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It Seemed Easier Than Fencing The Stuff.
News
| 10-09-2007
At these prices it's a steal!
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Beam Me Up Sarge
News
| 12-08-2007
Geeks, the Indian police force needs you!
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Well Have You Seen The Price Of Stairlifts?
News
| 10-08-2007
That's not what I meant by tipping her.
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What Are You Using For Bait?
News
| 08-08-2007
Alas poor Brian, I knew him Horatio.
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Honest Officer, It's A Skylight
News
| 11-07-2007
Polish loft conversion.
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Stop Moaning It's Only A Shower
News
| 02-07-2007
However bad you think the weather is here there are parts of the world where it's even worse.
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Is That The Battery Or Are You Just Pleased To See Me?
News
| 22-06-2007
At last! The vibrating condom...
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At Last! An Excuse For Hairy Palms
News
| 07-06-2007
Beware the creatures of the night.
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In The Name Of The Father, The Son And The Holy Goatse...Sorry?
News
| 05-06-2007
Beach wedding cock up
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Well, Have Seen The Price Of The Tickets?
News
| 03-06-2007
Mad bugger rides train
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And To Your Left Is A Lamb Pasanda Heading For Greece
News
| 21-05-2007
Hostess nearly blows up plane with a curry
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Bacardi And Coke Please Myfanwy
News
| 16-05-2007
Gay no more?
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It Takes a 120mm Shell And 200 AA Batteries
News
| 15-05-2007
Vibrator is a threat to national security.
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I Knew There Was A Certain Amount Of Risk
News
| 08-05-2007
Alcoholic beer taster wins payout.
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Ta Ta Elgar
News
| 14-03-2007
New £20 note revealed
5 comments | 8 votes | more...
There Must Be A Problem With The Keyboard
News
| 24-02-2007
China to use ECT on Net Heads.
7 comments | 11 votes | more...
Something Different...
News
| 12-02-2007
What do you want from cleverthingies?
2 comments | 13 votes | more...
Smile Please
News
| 09-02-2007
Flash a flasher
5 comments | 11 votes | more...
Come Again?
News
| 05-02-2007
Bully for you?
11 comments | 12 votes | more...
Harry Potter And The Mounting Death Toll
News
| 02-02-2007
Latest (last) Harry Potter book to be published.
7 comments | 13 votes | more...
Shut That Door!
News
| 02-02-2007
Gay hoteliers fear anti-discrimination law.
5 comments | 10 votes | more...
Anything You Say Will Be Taken Down...
News
| 01-02-2007
A policeman lets a woman of an indecency charge if she performs an indecent act!
4 comments | 11 votes | more...
No, It's Not A Viagra Story...
News
| 31-01-2007
Floppy Disc R.I.P.
10 comments | 11 votes | more...
Pull The Udder One.
News
| 31-01-2007
Lonely farmer seeks ewe, err, you
13 comments | 9 votes | more...
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